Rough N Rowdy Pick Of The Millenium

Rough N Rowdy this weekend is the most southern way I can think of to settle a score.  Boxing, Tits and Ass, and Logs of Skoal for days.  The one match I think the whole world is looking at is the grudge match between Cody Skeens of Diamond, WV and Joe Jones of Cedar Grove

Skeens

Jones (Kid doesn't even have his own video)

Now the only way that I think Jones stands a chance is if his Sloth looking friend in the orange jumps in the ring tag team style.  Other than that I don't think Jones can stand a fistful of crazy from Skeens.  Definitely going with that bad man Skeens from the family full of redneck boxers.

Lock it Up

Cody Skeens -250

Does This Look Like The Face Of A Woman Who Attempted To Kill Her Husband With The Help Of Her 21 Year Old Adopted Son Who She Was Having An Affair With?

NY Daily News - It’s a family affair.

A Las Vegas woman, her brother and her adopted son have all been charged with attempting to kill the woman’s husband so as to cash in on a life insurance policy.

Amy Pearson, 42, was also involved in a romantic relationship with her adopted son, 21-year-old Michael Bessey, a police report released Monday stated, and had nearly finalized a divorce with Robert Bessey, 49.

Once the divorce was completed, Pearson would no longer have a legal claim to the $250,000 life insurance policy, the police report said.

On Nov. 14, Robert Bessey was driving his car on Interstate 15 when a gold SUV pulled up next to him and one of the occupants shot him in the neck. Bessey survived the attempt on his life, however, and called 911 with his cellphone.

Surveillence video at a gas station placed Michael Bessey and Richard Pearson, 39, in the van shortly before the crime occurred.

"Michael and Amy were very close," Robert Bessey told police, the Las Vegas Review Journal reported. Apparently, that closeness was a factor in the divorce proceedings.

Police initially didn’t arrest Amy Pearson, but on the strength of monitored communication between the woman and her adopted son, they built a case against her.

Michael Bessey sent a letter to Pearson shortly after his arrest, and pleaded for his father to drop the charges against him.

"Robert had read the entire letter, which stated, 'I miss touching you,'" the police report said.

A jailhouse confession made to Michael Bessey’s cellmate also helped police zero in on Pearson.

“He and Amy Pearson were to receive $400,000 in total benefits,” the police report stated. “He was going to buy a truck, his mother was going to pay off her mortgage, and the two would never have to work again.”

Interviewed by police, Amy Pearson’s sister-in-law recounted how Pearson lamented turning to the younger Bessey to kill his adopted father.

"That's what happens when you send a boy to do [a] woman's work," Pearson was reported to have said, according to the police report.

Now I'm not condoning what this modern day Oedipus did here, but the truth is if you were going to try to murder your father in order to bed your stepmom, this Amy Pearson isn't a bad piece of tail. Based on how far she took this whole murder plot she probably doesn't have many limits either. You are talking anal first date type of material here. Real kinky minx. Straight Slut for days.  

PS - Are they kidding me with how long they expect that 400k to last.  OK, you pay off the mortgage and buy a truck.  There is no way you could get by without working.  However maybe she loves pulling random tricks off in the back alleyways.  You know what they say, Find a job you love and you'll never have to work another day in your life.

 

Brad Paisley Breaking Into The Theme Song Game Pretty Hard

"Everyone's a little gay"

Does This Look Like The Face Of The Guy Who Could Be The Next President Of The Czech Republic?

"My Face is stuck like thisss"

The Gaurdian - Vladimir Franz, an opera composer and painter, is tattooed from head to toe, his face a warrior-like mix of blue, green and red. He's also running in a surprising third place ahead of this week's Czech presidential elections.

He seems the most unlikely of candidates for a prestigious post previously held by the beloved dissident playwright Václav Havel and by Václav Klaus, a professor credited with plotting the economic transition from communism to a free market.

During a televised debate, a caller compared him to "an exotic creature from Papua New Guinea". But he's not short of admirers in a country where voters are increasingly tired of politicians they say are corrupt and failing to deliver on years of promises, more than two decades after the fall of communism.

Franz has no political experience and confesses to little knowledge of economics. He says he only threw his hat in the ring after a group of admirers established a "Franz for President" initiative and begged him to shake up the race as a shock candidate. But he has stirred up such goodwill that a leading economist has offered his services for free and his campaign workers are also volunteers.

He has spent less than £16,000 from donations on his campaign and has not put up any posters.

This guy knows how to run a fuckin campaign.  Screw putting up posters or having any applicable knowledge.  I"m just gonna get my body completely tatted up and run as an exotic creature.  People love exotic things.  Food, vacations, dancers.  This guy is definitely just like that one friend who will do anything that someone dares him to do.  You won't tat up your whole body!  "The hell I won't".  Run for President you pussy, you won't!  "O yea just watch me".  It kinda reminds of this one squid in college who lived in the room next to me.  Everyone was always ragging on him for the whole freshman year.  One night someone dared him to eat the box that the 18 pack of natties came in.  He was all like "I'll do it cuz then you guys will respect me, this will be easy".  Kid did it, but he was still a squid.  Just goes to show no matter what kind of dare you do, you never gain respect.

Unless you weren't a squid in the first place, then you gain respect everytime.

Is Gonzo Clutch Like Romo?

"Football in January?"

CBS Sports - If you're looking for someone to give a sympathy cheer to this weekend in the NFL playoffs, make it Atlanta Falcons TE Tony Gonzalez. Gonzalez has done a lot of impressive things in his 16-year NFL career, but there's one thing he's never done: win a playoff game.

As the NFL heads into the divisional round, Gonzalez headlines a group of seven active players who have played more than 100 career regular-season games but have gone 0-for-their-careers in the playoffs.

• TE Tony Gonzalez, Falcons: 254 career games played, 0-5 in postseason

• PK Matt Bryant, Falcons: 147 career games played, 0-5 in postseason

• CB Dunta Robinson, Falcons: 131 career games played, 0-2 in postseason

• SS Mike Adams, Broncos: 130 career games played, 0-0 in postseason

• WR Roddy White, Falcons: 128 career games played, 0-3 in postseason

• WR Brandon Lloyd, Patriots: 128 career games played, 0-1 in postseason

• OL Tyson Clabo, Falcons: 100 career games played, 0-3 in postseason

Gonzalez has the most yards, the most catches and the most touchdown receptions of any tight end in NFL history, but that has meant zero for him in the postseason, where he's 0-5. The winless mark includes an 0-3 record during his 12-year career with the Chiefs and an 0-2 record with the Falcons.

I know its Apples and Oranges to compare the two different positions as far as being clutch in playoff games, but is Tony Gonzalez in the clutch territory of Tony Romo?  Don't get me wrong, Romo should be able to win games on his own while Gonzo doesn't have that luxury, but still.  As the games greatest tight end you gotta win at least one playoff game.  Even Romo has done that.  If the Falcons lose this weekend against a good Seahawks team it will 110% be Gonzo's fault because the dude definitely has the luck of a rabbit in a wheelchair.

Fuckin' Trust Fund Babies Are the Worst

USA Today - No hanky panky with Honey Boo Boo's moola: It's all going into a trust fund, her mom says, according to TMZ and People.

If you were worried that little Alana Thompson, aka Honey Boo Boo, the 7-year-old star of the TLC reality show Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, might not have the best financial advice since her show took off, you haven't heard of Southern-style common sense.

Clan matriarch June Shannon, mother of HBB and her three older sisters and grandmother of baby Kaitlyn, says she's not taking the money and splurging (as has certainly happened over the years in other child-star families).

Instead, she says, the money (possibly as much as $20,000 an episode for the entire family) goes directly into trust fund accounts for the children, to which they will have access when they turn 21.

Most of the family bills are covered by husband Mike "Sugarbear" Thompson's job as a contractor.

"I want my kids to look back and say, 'Mama played it smart. Not like those other reality TV people,' " she told TMZ.

The only exceptions are for medical emergencies and school. So far, the only big-ticket item the family has bought is a 2005 SUV. No Range Rover or Mercedes for them.

"I'll drive one if someone else pays for it," she said. "Never gonna live above my means.

Two of the fucking worst subsets of people in the world are trust fund babies and reality TV stars.  When you combine these two traits you come out with an even douchier subset of people like Honey Boo Boo and Kim K.  Speaking from my past as a Financial Adviser Id have to say this is a horrible financial move for Honey Boo Boo.  She isn't going to connect with her audience when shes rolling in the dough at age 21.  She'll turn all normal with a toothbrush and standards and whatnot.  If she wants to stay with her core audience and continue to thrive in her older years I think the best route would be to lose a couple teeth, smoke a couple packs of hundos a day, and gain somewhere in the range of 200-300 lbs.  That would definitely be a fit for her demographic.

PS - KFC said on his radio show he would start hookin up with the Honey Boo Boo Mom just to reap the rewards of her fame. Do you KFC, do you

KFC chin for days

Double PS - KFC, HBB Mom and Kim K could start a double chin self help group for sure

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   Can't sleep & I'm googling double chin exercises! I'm petrified to get one!

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Junkie Bet of the Night

Portland Trail Blazers +3.5

Junkie Bet of the Night tonight has to be the Blazers.  The Heat have been playing absolutely horrific on the road lately and the truth is they don't know how to rebound.  They will get killed on the boards, especially on the offensive end and won't get as many second chance points as the Blazers.  I like taking the points and think the Blazers win outright.  Not a lot of games tonight leading up to a big weekend.  Don't know if I'd throw the house on it, but gotta nuke something.