USA Today - If you need ephemera to commemorate Katherine Webb's tick-tocking 15 minutes of fame, a quick visit to eBay will satisfy all your AJ McCarron's lady-related desires. On Wednesday afternoon there were 51 Webb items for sale on the auction site, and we're highlighting the six most essential:
Price: $6.95
Description: A copy of Tuesday's New York Post, with a picture of a bikini-wearing Webb on the cover alongside the headline "She's the real winner of the college football title game." The other headline on the front? "Nets Sex Shock: Player quizzed in hotel assault." Put it on your wall today!.
Price: $249.99
Description: A mini Alabama helmet signed by Webb. It comes with a picture that proves she signed it outside Alabama's team hotel after Monday night's win over Notre Dame.
Price: $0.99
Description: A trading-card sized sketch of Webb watching from the stands on Monday. It wouldn't look out of place on a high-school bulletin board or in a prison arts and craft room. The "1/1" distinction lets you know it's rare.
Price: $3.49
Description: While two sisters go through their late grandmother's imposing English estate, past and present converge when Erica and Beth must come to terms with two shocking acts of betrayal . . . and the heartbreaking legacy they left behind.
Katherine Webb Refrigerator Magnet
Price: $5.00
Description: Pretty much like it sounds. It's a magnet featuring the picture of Webb in a bikini you've seen countless times over the past 48 hours.
Price: $5.65
Description: An 8x10 photo of Webb in a one-piece bikini at the Trump National Hotel.
There is no doubt right now that Katherine Webb has single handedly vaulted A.J. McCarron towards the top of the Heisman race. When your girlfriend has magnets of her selling for 5 bucks and her signature is worth more than yours on your helmet, you know she's running the show. I'm probably gonna buy like 500 of those trading cards and pass them out on the streets like they pass out the hooker trading cards in vegas. Just so hot right now. But I dont think she does enough to vault him to the top of the race yet. Here's my top three for the Heisman next year:
#3 Teddy Bridgewater
This kid is tough off the streets of Miami and just took Florida down in the Sugar Bowl, but we haven't seen enough of him off of the field yet. I dont think this dude has any kids yet even. You wanna be a big time player you gotta get that grill in the club and impregnate some bitches...if you ain't Cromartieing, then you ain't trying.
#2 AJ McCarron
McCarron just won his 2nd straight national championship, had the highest passer efficiency rating in the country, and landed a smokebomb from Auburn. If Alabama goes undefeated next season he'll probably be a lock. But he's a toss up because if Miss Alabama drops him I don't know if he can rebound from life. He managed to come back and win the National Championship after losing to A&M, but there is no way he could come back from losing that piece. And there is no doubt that Eddie Lacy and T.J. Yeldon are sittin in the backfield talkin about how they are gonna rip her up once they get a chance and I don't think she'd say no. She definitely looks like she'd be all about the bbc. Once you go running black, you dont go back.
"Sup Baby, Darnell Dockett got nothin on me"
#1 Johnny Football
Reigning winner and king of everything. There is no way Johnny Football doesn't lift the Heisman for a second straight time this coming December. Why? Because the dude just knows how to live. Everybody is hating on this guy like they do on Gronk and he just keeps on going. He has the stuff of legends and as long as he continues to smash A+ tail there will be no stopping him.
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