Does This Look Like The Face Of The Guy Who Could Be The Next President Of The Czech Republic?

"My Face is stuck like thisss"

The Gaurdian - Vladimir Franz, an opera composer and painter, is tattooed from head to toe, his face a warrior-like mix of blue, green and red. He's also running in a surprising third place ahead of this week's Czech presidential elections.

He seems the most unlikely of candidates for a prestigious post previously held by the beloved dissident playwright Václav Havel and by Václav Klaus, a professor credited with plotting the economic transition from communism to a free market.

During a televised debate, a caller compared him to "an exotic creature from Papua New Guinea". But he's not short of admirers in a country where voters are increasingly tired of politicians they say are corrupt and failing to deliver on years of promises, more than two decades after the fall of communism.

Franz has no political experience and confesses to little knowledge of economics. He says he only threw his hat in the ring after a group of admirers established a "Franz for President" initiative and begged him to shake up the race as a shock candidate. But he has stirred up such goodwill that a leading economist has offered his services for free and his campaign workers are also volunteers.

He has spent less than £16,000 from donations on his campaign and has not put up any posters.

This guy knows how to run a fuckin campaign.  Screw putting up posters or having any applicable knowledge.  I"m just gonna get my body completely tatted up and run as an exotic creature.  People love exotic things.  Food, vacations, dancers.  This guy is definitely just like that one friend who will do anything that someone dares him to do.  You won't tat up your whole body!  "The hell I won't".  Run for President you pussy, you won't!  "O yea just watch me".  It kinda reminds of this one squid in college who lived in the room next to me.  Everyone was always ragging on him for the whole freshman year.  One night someone dared him to eat the box that the 18 pack of natties came in.  He was all like "I'll do it cuz then you guys will respect me, this will be easy".  Kid did it, but he was still a squid.  Just goes to show no matter what kind of dare you do, you never gain respect.

Unless you weren't a squid in the first place, then you gain respect everytime.